CHAD CULT
The $CHADCULT meme coin isn’t just a token — it’s a state of being. Born from the primordial degen ooze of crypto’s most alpha brains, Chad Cult is the final evolution of shitcoinery. No roadmaps. No utility. Just pure, unfiltered meme dominance.
This is a movement for those who laugh at "fundamentals," sneer at "whitepapers," and pump with religious fervor. Chads don’t chase trends — they set them. Whether you’re here to ascend to financial enlightenment or just to watch virgins weep, you’ve found your tribe.
✅ Absolute conviction (or at least a convincing Twitter persona).
✅ A willingness to YOLO (then pretend it was "always the plan").
✅ Loyalty to the meme (weak hands will be ritually mocked).
⭐ Tokenomics so simple even a Chad gets it (supply: "enough").
⭐ 0% institutional backing (100% degen-operated).
⭐ Liquidity locked in Chad’s gym locker (trust the process).
Join us. Memes are temporary. Chad Cult is eternal.
⚠️ WARNING: This is not an investment. It’s a cultural reset
🔹 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $CHADCULT *(1B = 1 Chadillion)*
🔹 98% Liquidity Pool (Locked & burned like your ex’s messages)
🔹 2% Team *(“Team” = 1 anon dev who may or may not be a sentient meme)*
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: $CHADCULT is a meme with no intrinsic value. The only utility? Clout. DYOR or become a cautionary tale.
Behold, mortal — the sacred gallery of ascended beings. These are not mere memes. They are divine avatars of the Chadpocalypse, each one a testament to absolute alpha energy.
Scroll with reverence. Study their jawlines of power, their unwavering conviction, their total disregard for "market corrections." These Chads did not moon — they became the moon.
Will you join them? Or will your face forever linger in the shadow realm of virgins?
Held through -99%. Laughed. Then mooned
Stared into the abyss. Saw a 1000x. Never blinked
Dumps harder than Chernobyl
YOLO’d his life savings into a meme. Now owns a virtual island
Invented Ethereum. Then invented selling the top
The original. The blueprint. Jawline so sharp it cuts through FUD
Lives on 1000x leverage. Breathes impermanent loss
Paid 50 ETH for a pixelated Chad. Zero regrets
Disappeared. Left chaos. Ultimate Chad move
The feels guy. Still HODLs
Claims he’s ‘out of the game.’ Still checks charts hourly
Uses 17 proxies to shill. SEC can’t find him
Jailhouse gains. Still ‘accidentally’ long
Invaded the meme market. No resistance
Survived 1000x Dogecoin tweets. Still not rich
AI-generated degen. Wrote the Chadifesto
Demands to speak to the blockchain’s manager
Eats bear markets for breakfast. Spits out ATHs
Proof of Chad. No wallet, no Twitter, pure vibes. You either see him or you’re NGMI
Claims he’ll ‘take us to the moon.’ Has a 1999 Honda Civic
Died in the 2018 bear market. Still HODLs
Ape’d into a 1000x shitcoin. Now too big to exit. Roams Tokyo crushing FUD
You. If you buy $CHADCULT
1. Create a wallet. Visit Phantom App and follow the steps to create a new account with the phantom app or browser extension.
2. Get some SOL. Tap the button in the app to buy some Solana, or deposit $SOL to your own Phantom wallet from the crypto exchange.
3. Swap $SOL for $CHADCULT. Tap The swap icon in your Phantom wallet app and paste the $CHADCULT token address. Swap your $SOL for $CHADCULT.
4. Your are Chadified. Welcome to the cult!
$CHADCULT is a shitcoin with no value. Not financial advice. Not a religion (yet). The SEC hates us. Your wallet hates us. Your wife’s boyfriend loves us.
